September 20, 2025 · 7:00 a.m. PST · 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA

Get ready to dash through time in The Bayside Dash—a 90s high school sitcom-themed race packed with retro vibes, school spirit, and Slater-strength energy.

Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races

Whether you’re more Morris or Turtle, this race lets you channel your inner Bayside Tiger and crush your course with a smile.

• Friends Forever 5K
  🎶 Named after Zack Attack’s legendary ballad—because you don’t leave your squad behind on race day.
• Time Out 10K
  ✋ Inspired by Morris himself—freeze time, catch your breath, and own the course.
• Hall Pass Half Marathon
  🎓 Go the distance like you’ve got a free pass to run the school (and the streets of Canoga Park).
• The Multiverse Transfer Student Challenge (Virtual)
  🌀 “Transfer Students” from any timeline can choose any distance and still earn their medal.

Expect high school pep rally energy, ‘Saved by the Bell’ moments, throwback tunes, and surprise “pop quizzes” of encouragement along the course. Costumes encouraged—go full Bayside or show off your best 90s teen energy.

📦 Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)  
Can’t make it IRL? Run virtually anywhere between Sept 20–22 and we’ll mail you your finisher medal.

This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race—fun, fast, and full of nostalgia.

Sign up now. No hall pass required.

---

_{**Parody Disclaimer**  
This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 90s pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.}