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|Race 4: Can You DEW It! 5K Summer Happy Hour Point Series||
|Registration ends August 16, 2018 at 12:00am EDT|
|Race 5: Can You DEW It! 5K Summer Happy Hour Point Series||
|Registration ends September 20, 2018 at 12:00am EDT|
2nd only to our winter series, The Abominable Quadzilla!
Do not attempt this series if you are afraid of hills!
Do not do this series if you do not like to run off road.
Do not attempt this series if you don't like to run on Satan's tar.
Do not do this series if a free beer at the finish is unappealing to you.
The Can You DEW It! 5K Summer Happy Hour Point Series will be held one Thursday evening per month (May - September). You can register per event or for the whole series, but only registered runners earn the free beer at the finish! Proceeds from this event will benefit the Auburn Heights Preserve.
The Breakdown: Series registration (ALL 5) enters you in all 5 races. You get the one-of-a-kind, very cool Can You DEW It! custom t shirt and you get a free pint of your favorite Dew Point Brewing Co. beer after each race. There might even be some sort of food? Per event registrations/day of registrations will get the free beer and any available nosh, but the t-shirt is purchased separately.
Don't do these events because you want some more self-serving stuff to put in your home. Another medal for the hanger, a little age-group plaque to collect dust, a social media post claiming you are somehow better than the other people showing up. You're gonna get a beer, maybe some food, and hopefully a heap of some intrinsic personal satisfaction. Because you showed up, toed the line, and finished. That's it.
However, this is a point series and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes (gift card and trophy) for those point leaders come September. You get points for completing each race and whoever has the most points at the end is the winner, then the next person is 2nd, and the next person is 3rd... There will be some sort of interesting tie-breaker if needed which'll be conjured up after the 4th event if it looks like a real barn burner.
This will be a fun and challenging series! The quality of the beer is unparalleled and surely only the best like-minded short term pain enthusiasts will all be in attendance. We look forward to seeing YOU there!
Day of registration is available for $30 per event. Cash or check only (there's no service deep in Yorklyn so CC is out). You still get a beer with day of reg, but if you want the cool ass shirt you gotta fork over 10-bucks.
Make checks payable to Progressive Fitness Coaching, LLC
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