Mountain Mayhem Outhouse Derby
Event Itinerary:
9:00 am Registration
11:00 am Outhouse Parade
11:30 am Races begin
Two outhouses race at a time in a 3-race guarantee, double elimination format.
Races begin every fifteen minutes. They will race until all semi-winners have raced.
Awards Ceremony – First, Second, & Third place trophies
Rockin' Rules and Razzle-Dazzle Regulations: Get Ready to Roll!
Get Set to Register: Strap on your racing gear by snagging a spiffy racing number via registration. Everybody in the crew must ink their name on the waiver – no "I wasn't here" alibis! Snag the best spot in the pit by being an early bird on registration day.
Crafty Outhouse Commandments:
1. Lightweight Lovin': Outhouse base weight is a minuscule 200 pounds (driver's bulging biceps not included).
2. Elevated Excellence: Let your outhouse reach for the sky – a tall 6 feet from the ground to the tippy-top (Flags, chimneys, and stargazers don't count!).
3. Size Sensation: At least 9 square feet of outhouse fun – let's not cramp your style!
4. Secure Sanctuary: Seal the deal with a full-blown door (or a curtain with attitude) on your outhouse escape pod.
5. Porcelain Palace Essentials: No half measures here – furnish your outhouse with a throne, a roll of luxury TP, some reading material, and let it serve its noble purpose! (must be functional)
6. Wheel Wizardry: All-wheel drive? Three-wheel magic? Your outhouse, your wheelway.
7. Brake the Ice (Optional): To brake or not to brake? The choice is yours!
8. Material Mayhem: Let your imagination run wild – outhouse materials as eclectic as your racing dreams!
9. Hand-Powered Haulin': Say no to engines! Handpower all the way, with two trusty crew members pushing and pulling.
10. Outlandish Adornments: Adorn your outhouse with logos, names, or fairy lights – it's a mobile canvas!
11. Artistic Freedom: The outhouse's gotta look good – slap on some paint, pizzazz, and personality.
12. Name That Ride: Get creative and keep it clean – catchy names that make folks giggle without blushing! (keep it clean)
Fabulous Five Crew: Your fab crew can be five strong – two muscle-pushing pros, a fearless pilot, and two wingmen ready for action. Dress up your dream team in snazzy ensembles, but no swords, no secrets, and definitely no snakes allowed! Leave the pooch at home – no furry navigators in your outhouse.
Ready, Set, Go Crazy! Race Day Rules:
1. Time to Shine: Outhouses and crews must strut their stuff at the rendezvous spot by 11:00 am.
2. Team Tag Team: Your lineup: one intrepid driver/rider and two turbo-charged pushers/pullers.
3. Pedal to the Medal?: No motors, just man (and woman) power – push or pull your way to victory!
4. Outhouse Oasis: Keep your outhouse in the pit zone when it's not tearing up the track.
5. Line Dance Rules: No outhouse parts dancing over the line at the starting line – judges will give you the green light (or not!).
6. Outhouse Jockey Control: You're in the driver's seat – keep your outhouse on track and in check during the race.
7. Lane Limitations: Stick to your lane – no joyrides into rival territory. If you disrupt another outhouse's groove, the judges might throw a yellow flag your way.
8. Finish-Line Frenzy: First outhouse to cross the finish line with any piece of itself (attached!) clinches the win – our judges have the final say!
9. Tiebreaker Throwdown: If it's neck and neck, rev up for a rerun – judges hold the ultimate tie-breaking card.
Let's make a splash with your outhouse prowess – from rules to race, this is your ticket to potty greatness!
9:00 am Registration
11:00 am Outhouse Parade
11:30 am Races begin
Two outhouses race at a time in a 3-race guarantee, double elimination format.
Races begin every fifteen minutes. They will race until all semi-winners have raced.
Awards Ceremony – First, Second, & Third place trophies
Rockin' Rules and Razzle-Dazzle Regulations: Get Ready to Roll!
Get Set to Register: Strap on your racing gear by snagging a spiffy racing number via registration. Everybody in the crew must ink their name on the waiver – no "I wasn't here" alibis! Snag the best spot in the pit by being an early bird on registration day.
Crafty Outhouse Commandments:
1. Lightweight Lovin': Outhouse base weight is a minuscule 200 pounds (driver's bulging biceps not included).
2. Elevated Excellence: Let your outhouse reach for the sky – a tall 6 feet from the ground to the tippy-top (Flags, chimneys, and stargazers don't count!).
3. Size Sensation: At least 9 square feet of outhouse fun – let's not cramp your style!
4. Secure Sanctuary: Seal the deal with a full-blown door (or a curtain with attitude) on your outhouse escape pod.
5. Porcelain Palace Essentials: No half measures here – furnish your outhouse with a throne, a roll of luxury TP, some reading material, and let it serve its noble purpose! (must be functional)
6. Wheel Wizardry: All-wheel drive? Three-wheel magic? Your outhouse, your wheelway.
7. Brake the Ice (Optional): To brake or not to brake? The choice is yours!
8. Material Mayhem: Let your imagination run wild – outhouse materials as eclectic as your racing dreams!
9. Hand-Powered Haulin': Say no to engines! Handpower all the way, with two trusty crew members pushing and pulling.
10. Outlandish Adornments: Adorn your outhouse with logos, names, or fairy lights – it's a mobile canvas!
11. Artistic Freedom: The outhouse's gotta look good – slap on some paint, pizzazz, and personality.
12. Name That Ride: Get creative and keep it clean – catchy names that make folks giggle without blushing! (keep it clean)
Fabulous Five Crew: Your fab crew can be five strong – two muscle-pushing pros, a fearless pilot, and two wingmen ready for action. Dress up your dream team in snazzy ensembles, but no swords, no secrets, and definitely no snakes allowed! Leave the pooch at home – no furry navigators in your outhouse.
Ready, Set, Go Crazy! Race Day Rules:
1. Time to Shine: Outhouses and crews must strut their stuff at the rendezvous spot by 11:00 am.
2. Team Tag Team: Your lineup: one intrepid driver/rider and two turbo-charged pushers/pullers.
3. Pedal to the Medal?: No motors, just man (and woman) power – push or pull your way to victory!
4. Outhouse Oasis: Keep your outhouse in the pit zone when it's not tearing up the track.
5. Line Dance Rules: No outhouse parts dancing over the line at the starting line – judges will give you the green light (or not!).
6. Outhouse Jockey Control: You're in the driver's seat – keep your outhouse on track and in check during the race.
7. Lane Limitations: Stick to your lane – no joyrides into rival territory. If you disrupt another outhouse's groove, the judges might throw a yellow flag your way.
8. Finish-Line Frenzy: First outhouse to cross the finish line with any piece of itself (attached!) clinches the win – our judges have the final say!
9. Tiebreaker Throwdown: If it's neck and neck, rev up for a rerun – judges hold the ultimate tie-breaking card.
Let's make a splash with your outhouse prowess – from rules to race, this is your ticket to potty greatness!
- Start Time:
- 9:00am EDT
- End Time:
- 6:00pm EDT
- Registration:
- Online Registration is Closed
Online Registration has Ended.
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