The Great Fool's Race

I am measured but unseen.
Prepared for but unknown.
Too short for excuses,
Too long for regret.

I may be swift.
I may test your patience.
I may surprise you entirely.

What am I?

👉 The distance of your race.

Join us for a first-of-its-kind Mystery Distance Race,
where the course could be anywhere from 1 mile to 10K
and the answer is revealed on race day.

Trust your training.
Trust your legs.
Trust… well, that part’s optional.

The Virtual Fool’s Challenge

Somewhere between a mile and a 10K…

…your challenge awaits.

But patience, dear runner.

The distance remains a mystery until April 1st.

On that day, the answer is revealed.
The game begins.
And your legs will learn their fate.

Complete the challenge by [insert completion date]
to earn your Fool’s medal and prove:

You trusted the process.

Or at least tolerated the suspense