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Udder Nonsense 5K

Sun September 17, 2023 Charlotte, NC 28262 US Directions



Armored Cow Brewing Co.
8821 JW Clay Blvd #1
Charlotte, NC US 28262


Join us for the inaugural Udder Nonsense 5K, hosted by the Armored Calves Run Club. Take on this fun but challenging course on the Toby and Mallard Creek Greenway, then come for a great after party at the Armored Cow Brewery.

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Packet Pick Up

When: Saturday, Sept. 16th

Time: 5:00PM - 8:00PM

Where: Armored Cow Brewery
8821 JW Clay Blvd #1
Charlotte, NC 28262

*We strongly encourage you to pick up your packet on Saturday. Race day pick up is from 6:45am - 7:15am ONLY. Race Day registration is available! So bring friends. 


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