Valentine Massacre Marathon Relay

Fastest Solo Marathon *NEW RECORD* (2022)  Gebreselassie Nida 2:55:14

Fastest All Male 2 Person Team (2020) HPAC 2:28:06

Fastest All Female 2 Person Team (2020) SanBorn to run 3:07:51

Fastest Coed 2 Person Team (2020) No Mas Chili 2:44:27

Fastest All Male 4 Person Team (2022)Buffalo Creek Run Club 2:20:44 

Fastest All Female 4 Person Team (2020) Relay? Wine Not! 2:36:24

Fastest Coed 4 Person Team (2022) Brown Truck Track Club 2:33:06

Fastest Young Punks (2022) (4 Person Team with combined ages of 80 years or younger.) Stallions 2:29:51

Fastest All Male Geezers (4 Person all men team with combined ages of 170 years or older) E3 Endurance 2:48:48

Fastest All Female Geezers (4 Person all men team with combined ages of 170 years or older) Las Chicas 3:12:48

Fastest Coed Geezers (2022) (4 Person all men team with combined ages of 170 years or older) The Cupid Shufflers 3:14:10

Fastest Super Geezers (2022) (Combined ages of 210 years or older. Can be all male, female or coed) Kernersville Super Geezers 2:57:53

Fastest Rolling Thunder/ Clydesdale (Teams whose combined weight is over 800 lbs. Can be all male, female or coed teams) Run ABCG 3:16:17

Fastest 5-8 (2022) (Teams of 5+ people. Can be all male, female or coed) E3 Trihards 2:32:15