💸 Why You Should Absolutely, Definitely Donate to Rhythm Rush

• Let’s be honest: Rhythm Rush is not a real event.
• There’s no venue. No permits. No sound checks.
• Our headliners are imaginary. Our sponsors are mildly concerning.
• But our dreams? Extremely loud.

✨ Your donation helps support the illusion of something bigger—something louder—something completely unhinged. With your generous (and entirely irrational) contribution, we can continue to:

• Not book actual artists
• Build invisible stages made of pure vibes
• Pay our imaginary interns in exposure and leftover confetti
• Keep DJ Salad Barf and DJ Moist Nugget from physically fighting in the Chillout Tent
• And fund the world’s first zero-watt “silent subwoofer”

✨ Most festivals ask for donations to cover costs. We ask because we have no idea what we’re doing. And yet, somehow, it’s working.

Donate today to help Rhythm Rush continue to thrive in a world where reality holds us back, but basslines set us free. Because sometimes… the best things in life are fake.

💸  Donate now. Fuel the fantasy. Rave responsibly (or not at all). ✨