🔥 Event Details
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- 📍Location – Nowhere
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⏱️ Date – Whenever your heart starts racing
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👗 Dress Code – Loud, Questionable, legally unapproved (costumes encouraged)
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🎡 Theme – Reality Optional
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❗ What to Bring:
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Imagination
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Socks you don't mind losing to the bass gods.
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Glow-in-the-dark toothbrush (not needed, but it just feels right)
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A complete lack of expectations
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🔥 Event Timeline
*The timeline is subject to change, glitch, or spontaneously combust
| Time | Event | Location |
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| 1:00 PM | ✨ Imaginary Check-In | The Void |
| 1:30 PM | DJ VLookup Spreadsheet Live Set | Sunburn Chillout Tent |
| 2:00 PM | Group Stretch w/ DJ Moist Nugget | Main Mirage Stage |
| 2:30 PM | Fantasy Run Begins | Rhythm Loop |
| 3:00 PM | MoodJuice™ Tasting Flight | Sip ’n Cry Tent |
| 3:30 PM | DJ Salad Barf vs Big Moodboard “Peace Talk” | Silent Tent |
| 4:00 PM | Surprise Set: Boop Daddy Supreme (it's not a surprise anymore) | Bass Dumpster Arena |
| 5:00 PM | Energy Toad Licking Contest | Algae Rave Lagoon |
| 6:00 PM | Sock Toss Fundraiser for Socks for the Drop™ | Merch Pit |
| 7:00 PM | SMOKEY 2049 “Fogged Out Finale” | Main Mirage Stage |
| 9:00 PM | Closing Ceremony: DJ Phantom Step’s No-Show Set | Everywhere & Nowhere |
🔥 Event Highlights
🎧 Multi-Realm Music Madness
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4 Stages That Don’t Exist:
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Main Mirage Stage – Home of fake headliners and invisible lasers
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Bass Dumpster Arena – Aggressively loud. Spiritually confusing
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Sunburn Chillout Tent – Vibes only. Sound optional
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Algae Rave Lagoon – Wet, weird, and emotionally slippery
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🏃♀️ Rhythm-Infused Running Course
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An Eternal Loop race that pulses with fake BPM checkpoints
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Confetti stations, “hydration” mists, and DJ-guided warmups
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Sponsored by MoodCoins™ (only redeemable on the moon)
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🧃 MoodJuice™ Sip ’n Cry Tent
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Get “hydrated” with dangerously unstable beverages
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Emotional breakdowns encouraged
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Includes complimentary existential therapy rave socks
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🎟️ Invisible VIP Perks
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Front-row access to absolutely nothing
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Exclusive entry to the Backstage Ghost Lounge™
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Collectible laminate pass made of recycled dreams
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💸 Fake Merch Market
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Rhythm Rush tees, glow-in-the-dark regrets, and imaginary energy toads
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Pop-up stalls by Socks for the Drop™, MoodJuice™, and Beats Without Borders™
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