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"I think I blacked out during DJ Salad Barf’s set and woke up emotionally hydrated.
10/10 would hallucinate again."
— @Beats4Breakfast
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"Was this real? Was I real?
Did the bass drop or did I just fall down? Either way, life-changing."
— Lindsey R. (possibly still at the MoodJuice tent)
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"Lost one shoe, found inner peace. SMOKEY 2049’s fog machine set off a fire drill in my heart."
— user28292 (posted via Roaming WiFi by Todd™)
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"The porta-potties were just vibes and suggestion, but I still felt spiritually cleansed."
— DJ ToeJam (not booked, still performed)
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"Someone licked an Energy Toad and turned into a cloud. I love this fake festival."
— Anonymous, currently floating
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"My wristband didn’t scan. There was nothing to scan."
— KaleFromAccounting
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"They said the stages weren’t real, but I definitely crowd-surfed somewhere. What happened?"
— @DropGoblinSupreme
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"It was like Coachella, if Coachella was programmed by a sleep-deprived AI in a haunted warehouse."
— FestivalCritic72
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"The music touched my soul. And also possibly rearranged my DNA. Is that normal?"
— Zoe from Socks for the Drop™
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"I cried during the opening silence. DJ Phantom Step never showed up. Beautiful."
— SpiritualBass420
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"I thought this was a farmer’s market. Left with glowsticks and emotional damage."
— @CarrotQueen88
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"Was trying to do my taxes and somehow ended up in a mosh pit with a guy dressed as a traffic cone. 4 stars because the beats slapped."
— Tina, probably not real
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"I asked where the bathroom was and got handed a single sock and a riddle. Honestly? It worked."
— LostButVibing
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"Tried to order fries. Got handed a strobe light and a sock. No explanation."
— Frank (just hungry)
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"There was a man in a jellyfish costume selling invisible hot dogs. I bought three. No regrets."
— Jean-Claude Van BAM!
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"I thought Rhythm Rush was a type of prescription medication. I feel strangely cured."
— @WellnessButMakeItBass
