Rocket City Microthon

The Rocket City Microthon is the most (the only?) prestigious event for the least elite non-athletes. Run, walk, crawl, skip, roll - whatever it takes to get across the 0.12K Butler Green at Campus 805. Every pre-registered participant receives a T-shirt and a golden ticket to use at Campus 805! If you make it across the finish line, receive the coveted Finisher's Medal (aka bottle opener) and an oval "0.12K" sticker to let other drivers know "Hey I'm better than you."

You will have the option to add on a Beer Drinker's Package of 2 extra tickets for $15.

One golden ticket not enough for you? Then add on a Beer Drinker's Package - 2 more tickets redeemable at Campus 805 businesses. Cold beverages taste better when you know a kid with special needs gets to go to dance class 'cause you're consuming.

Note that this isn't an add-on to the registrations - you can add on a beer drinkers package when you register for the event or the Slacker's Package.

It's true, 0.12K is too much for some people. We get it. Therefore we offer The Slacker's Package. You don't have to race but you STILL get all the swag - the T-shirt, the Finisher's Medal, a golden ticket, and the oval 0.12K "I'm better than you" sticker. In this case, the "Finisher" in Finisher's Medal signifies that you finished paying your credit card bill for this option. No one has to know otherwise.

You will have the option to add on a Beer Drinker's Package of 2 extra tickets for $15. I mean, you're not running, might as well drink. And you can't even run, please don't drive!

It's beyond us why anyone doesn't want their kid to have a beer mug t-shirt and their own personal bottle opener on a string. But to each their own, so sign your young one (of any age - t-shirt sizes are not limited) up for this package that includes a specially designed beer-free t-shirt, medal, sticker and race bib. This package does not include a Golden Ticket.