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Event: VIRTUAL ENTRY - The Swag Without the Sweat

Can’t make the Turtle Trot? Don’t worry about it! You can participate from the comfort of your couch. Virtual Participants will get a t-shirt (through Sept 1), the pretentious oval sticker, and a Finisher Medal just like everyone else so you can brag that you are a finisher of the 0.5K and no one will know any different. Brilliant!
Start Time: 2:00pm EDT
End Time: 5:00pm EDT
Registration Limit: 100 spots left.
Price: $20.00 Race Fee + $2.45 SignUp Fee
Registration: Registration closes on August 8, 2024 at 11:59pm EDT and re-opens on August 9, 2024 at 12:00am EDT

Event: KIDS ENTRY (Ages 0-5) - The Only Time They Cost Nothing

Enjoy the moment your favorite little angel costs you zero, zip, nada! This entry includes a medal and sticker. If you want a t-shirt, you’ll have the option to purchase during checkout through Sept 1. Kids 0-5 do NOT need to choose a start time - they can begin trotting whenever they want.
Start Time: 2:00pm EDT
End Time: 5:00pm EDT
Registration Limit: 100 spots left.

Event: 2:30 Start REGULAR ENTRY - Like a Real NO-LYMPIC Athlete

All Finishers will receive a pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5K Race Sticker that you can attach to the rear window of your car to show everyone that a true athlete is behind the wheel. Plus a t-shirt, of course (guaranteed through Sept 1). And don't forget a finisher medal because everyone gets recognized for their achievements at this event, because we're all about positivity and self-worth! Then you'll celebrate your achievements (and your swag) with a finish line beer for participants 21+, and root beer for the kiddos.
Start Time: 2:30pm EDT
End Time: 5:00pm EDT
Registration Limit: 25 spots left.
Price: $20.00 Race Fee + $2.45 SignUp Fee
Registration: Registration closes on August 8, 2024 at 11:59pm EDT and re-opens on August 9, 2024 at 12:00am EDT

Event: 2:45 Start REGULAR ENTRY - Like a Real NO-LYMPIC Athlete

All Finishers will receive a pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5K Race Sticker that you can attach to the rear window of your car to show everyone that a true athlete is behind the wheel. Plus a t-shirt, of course (guaranteed through Sept 1). And don't forget a finisher medal because everyone gets recognized for their achievements at this event, because we're all about positivity and self-worth! Then you'll celebrate your achievements (and your swag) with a finish line beer for participants 21+, and root beer for the kiddos.
Start Time: 2:45pm EDT
End Time: 5:00pm EDT
Registration Limit: 25 spots left.
Price: $20.00 Race Fee + $2.45 SignUp Fee
Registration: Registration closes on August 8, 2024 at 11:59pm EDT and re-opens on August 9, 2024 at 12:00am EDT

Event: 3:00 Start REGULAR ENTRY - Like a Real NO-LYMPIC Athlete

All Finishers will receive a pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5K Race Sticker that you can attach to the rear window of your car to show everyone that a true athlete is behind the wheel. Plus a t-shirt, of course (guaranteed through Sept 1). And don't forget a finisher medal because everyone gets recognized for their achievements at this event, because we're all about positivity and self-worth! Then you'll celebrate your achievements (and your swag) with a finish line beer for participants 21+, and root beer for the kiddos.
Start Time: 3:00pm EDT
End Time: 5:00pm EDT
Registration Limit: 25 spots left.
Price: $20.00 Race Fee + $2.45 SignUp Fee
Registration: Registration closes on August 8, 2024 at 11:59pm EDT and re-opens on August 9, 2024 at 12:00am EDT

Event: 3:15 Start REGULAR ENTRY - Like a Real NO-LYMPIC Athlete

All Finishers will receive a pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5K Race Sticker that you can attach to the rear window of your car to show everyone that a true athlete is behind the wheel. Plus a t-shirt, of course (guaranteed through Sept 1). And don't forget a finisher medal because everyone gets recognized for their achievements at this event, because we're all about positivity and self-worth! Then you'll celebrate your achievements (and your swag) with a finish line beer for participants 21+, and root beer for the kiddos.
Start Time: 3:15pm EDT
End Time: 5:00pm EDT
Registration Limit: 25 spots left.
Price: $20.00 Race Fee + $2.45 SignUp Fee
Registration: Registration closes on August 8, 2024 at 11:59pm EDT and re-opens on August 9, 2024 at 12:00am EDT

Event: 3:30 Start REGULAR ENTRY - Like a Real NO-LYMPIC Athlete

All Finishers will receive a pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5K Race Sticker that you can attach to the rear window of your car to show everyone that a true athlete is behind the wheel. Plus a t-shirt, of course (guaranteed through Sept 1). And don't forget a finisher medal because everyone gets recognized for their achievements at this event, because we're all about positivity and self-worth! Then you'll celebrate your achievements (and your swag) with a finish line beer for participants 21+, and root beer for the kiddos.
Start Time: 3:30pm EDT
End Time: 5:00pm EDT
Registration Limit: 25 spots left.
Price: $20.00 Race Fee + $2.45 SignUp Fee
Registration: Registration closes on August 8, 2024 at 11:59pm EDT and re-opens on August 9, 2024 at 12:00am EDT

Event: 3:45 Start REGULAR ENTRY - Like a Real NO-LYMPIC Athlete

All Finishers will receive a pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5K Race Sticker that you can attach to the rear window of your car to show everyone that a true athlete is behind the wheel. Plus a t-shirt, of course (guaranteed through Sept 1). And don't forget a finisher medal because everyone gets recognized for their achievements at this event, because we're all about positivity and self-worth! Then you'll celebrate your achievements (and your swag) with a finish line beer for participants 21+, and root beer for the kiddos.
Start Time: 3:45pm EDT
End Time: 5:00pm EDT
Registration Limit: 25 spots left.
Price: $20.00 Race Fee + $2.45 SignUp Fee
Registration: Registration closes on August 8, 2024 at 11:59pm EDT and re-opens on August 9, 2024 at 12:00am EDT

Event: 4:00 Start REGULAR ENTRY - Like a Real NO-LYMPIC Athlete

All Finishers will receive a pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5K Race Sticker that you can attach to the rear window of your car to show everyone that a true athlete is behind the wheel. Plus a t-shirt, of course (guaranteed through Sept 1). And don't forget a finisher medal because everyone gets recognized for their achievements at this event, because we're all about positivity and self-worth! Then you'll celebrate your achievements (and your swag) with a finish line beer for participants 21+, and root beer for the kiddos.
Start Time: 4:00pm EDT
End Time: 5:00pm EDT
Registration Limit: 25 spots left.
Price: $20.00 Race Fee + $2.45 SignUp Fee
Registration: Registration closes on August 8, 2024 at 11:59pm EDT and re-opens on August 9, 2024 at 12:00am EDT

Event: 4:15 Start REGULAR ENTRY - Like a Real NO-LYMPIC Athlete

All Finishers will receive a pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5K Race Sticker that you can attach to the rear window of your car to show everyone that a true athlete is behind the wheel. Plus a t-shirt, of course (guaranteed through Sept 1). And don't forget a finisher medal because everyone gets recognized for their achievements at this event, because we're all about positivity and self-worth! Then you'll celebrate your achievements (and your swag) with a finish line beer for participants 21+, and root beer for the kiddos.
Start Time: 4:15pm EDT
End Time: 5:00pm EDT
Registration Limit: 25 spots left.
Price: $20.00 Race Fee + $2.45 SignUp Fee
Registration: Registration closes on August 8, 2024 at 11:59pm EDT and re-opens on August 9, 2024 at 12:00am EDT

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