Buy Imaginary Tickets
Your basic pass into beat-induced chaos.
General Admission
$111
$0
đź« Perfect for people who have absolutely no life plans, but always come prepared with glowsticks and an open heart.
Too exclusive to physically exist.
Invisible VIP
$244
$0
🎟️ Perfect for people who need to feel superior while pretending not to be there.
Fueled by BPMs and bad decisions.
Remote Run Edition
$59.99
$0
đź’ˇ Perfect for: closet ravers, treadmill truthers, introverted sprinters, and people currently hiding from their roommates.
"The Greatest Fake Festival You'll Never Attend."
This Will Be Totally Unforgettable.
Pump up the volume, and get ready to race into the most unforgettable (and entirely made-up) experience of your life. Rhythm Rush is a fully immersive, completely fabricated fusion of high-energy music and adrenaline-fueled movement—a festival dreamed up by wild minds and fueled by fantasy.
Whether you’re a seasoned runner or just here for the vibes, every mile pulses with live DJ sets, surprise (non-existent) headliners, and absolutely unreal crowd energy—because it literally is.
Got Rhythm? Neither Do We.
This isn’t just a run.
This isn’t just a music festival.
This isn’t even real.
CHECK OUT THIS YEAR'S LINEUP:
These exclusive DJs exist solely in your imagination and play music only you can hear.
Introducing our fake sponsors.Â
Because obviously, real brands won't touch us.
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