FLOOD UPDATE: NEW ROUTES

Due to flooding, the routes have been changed. Please review the new routes here. If you downloaded the routes before noon today, May 1, please download them again. 

There have been no changes to the Shemp Shortcut (46 miles), but all other routes have changed.  

Route Navigation

Route markings will use a combination of raised signage AND pink spray chalk on the ground.

• Turns will be marked with both chalk and raised signage.
• Straight locations will be marked primarily with chalk on the ground. 

Important — please don’t rely on a single navigation tool. While we work hard to keep routes clearly marked, it’s always best to review and familiarize yourself with the course ahead of time.

All riders can download the appropriate Ride With GPS route Tour De Stooges Routes. Riders are highly encouraged to download the specific route for which they registered.

We will NOT have printed cue-sheets on-site (for the trees!). If you want to print a cue-sheet, open the route in Ride with GPS, then click “More” and select “Print Cue Sheet” from the dropdown menu. You do not need an account to print a cue sheet, but you would need to create a free account to print the map. 

SAG Support

All Trailnet Classics rides use the TraQ Central app to manage and dispatch mechanical support calls. Through the app, riders can drop a pin at their exact location and include a note describing the assistance they need. Our support vehicles receive that GPS location and can respond quickly. The app is free on both iOS and Android devices. Riders will receive a download link via SMS prior to the event.

It’s always best practice to start your ride prepared for minor repairs — but if you need additional help, support is just a tap away! Download TraQ Central free for Android or iOS.

SAG Support may also be requested by calling the Rider Support Hotline: 314-913-BIKE (2453)

Rest Stops

Rest stops are located approximately every 15 miles.You can see the exact location of the rest stops on the Ride with GPS route page (see below or click "Ride Info" and then "Routes" on the menu above).  

Each stop includes hydration and snacks to supplement what you’re already carrying. We recommend bringing additional food and fuel to match your personal ride needs. 

Rest Stop Timing

	Rest Stop	Estimated
		Setup	First Rider	Last rider	Tear Down
#1	Summerfield Park	7:00 AM	7:30 AM	9:30 AM	10:00 AM
#2	Aviston Park	7:45 AM	8:15 AM	10:30 AM	11:00 AM
#3	Saint Morgan	8:00 AM	8:30 AM	12:00 PM	12:30 PM
#4	BlackJack	6:45 AM	7:20 AM	1:30 PM	2:00 PM

 

Route Technical Information

Inclement Weather Policy: The ride may be canceled or routes may be adjusted due to inclement weather or potential changing conditions.

The routes are primarily on County Roads, offering a safe riding experience. However, several sections require riders to crossover traffic. Please remain aware of your surroundings and strictly follow all rules of the road. The roads are in good shape, be particularly aware of gravel around turns and at driveway junctions. 

Watch out for

Due to roadwork, there may be rough road conditions and debris on Stevenson for approximately 100 yards. Please use caution.

Curly Shuffle - 13.6 miles

“Oh, wise guy!” There are short grades along Dressel/Stevenson Rd and a single steeper, but short grade on Richwood School Rd. Otherwise, the route is flat to gently rolling.

Larry “Just Fine” - 27 miles

“I can’t see! I can’t see! Because I had my eyes closed.” This is a hilly route. The route approaches the bluffs overlooking the American Bottoms. The topography makes for roads which have short, sometimes fairly steep grades and many curves. There are some corners with loose gravel. There will be a little more traffic than on the roads east of Lebanon. Please be careful.

Shemp Shortcut - 46.6 Miles 

“Eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb!” Suitable for fit riders, or wise guys. This ride stays mostly east of Lebanon where the roads are flatter. The road surfaces are generally smoother, distances between turns greater, and traffic sparse.

Moe Metric - 62.1 mile

The Moe Metric is 100 kilometers. A highlight is Rocky Ford Road, which is at the southeastern limit of the loop. The road twists and turns through the bottom lands around Sugar Creek and its tributaries. Half of the climbing involved in this ride is in the final third of the ride so keep those legs fresh!